To: Everyone

DO NOT knock on my door:

1. If you’re trying to sell me something (or trying to sell anything really)
2. If you’re trying to preach or explain your beliefs
3. If you’re trying to make new friends
4. If you’re new in the neighborhood
5. If you have a complaint about anything

DO knock on my door:

1. If you’re there to give me food
2. If you‘re there to give me puppies

Thanks