Finally a valid excuse to avoid someone.
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Does anyone else have all these great stories and words to share, and then type it all out and feel like it’s too stupid?
Cause same
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Day 1 in Dali, China ✔️
Do you ever just pile a ton of blankets on yourself and lay there like an overly cooked noodle?
Cause same.
To: Everyone
DO NOT knock on my door:
- If you’re trying to sell me something (or trying to sell anything really)
- If you’re trying to preach or explain your beliefs
- If you’re trying to make new friends
- If you’re new in the neighborhood
- If you have a complaint about anything
DO knock on my door:
- If you’re there to give me food
- If you‘re there to give me puppies
